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Whether you're underage trying to get into a bar, impersonating Freddy Mercury, or just taking a leisurely drive in your cargo van offering free candy, these moustaches are for you! I highly recommend the bulk 36 pack because you'll never know when you'll need one. I keep spare moustaches in my glovebox, wallet, girlfriend's house, and my basement. Sometimes I just walk around my house wearing one so I can feel important.

The star ratings included in this review are extremely accurate, however I will say that the "educational" value is moreso derived from the fact that wearing a moustache automatically gives you the feeling of having "street smarts" regardless of your amount of "book smarts." You just feel more edumacated wearing one.

Warning: Though very tempting, dogs don't enjoy wearing them.

Mustaches are, although simple, incredibly elegant and beautiful beings. The simple fact that these glorious toys allow any lady, fellow or child to don a mustache is absolutely miraculous, magnificent and commendable!

You might think they aren't educational, but one can never learn the value of a mustache until one has a mustache and is stroking it in all its glory. And for some, that isn't possible. I, although an adult, am not adept at growing glorious facial hair. These serve as a learning aid for me as I experience the finer points of owning a mustache.

And what's that? Not one, not two but THREE styles of moo-stash available? You're a mad man! But yes, it's true, you can choose any of the three, splendid mustaches that come in this pack and wear it as your own. And the sheer amount of mustaches for such a price is simply a steal!

Yes, indeed, these mustaches are not only an enjoyable buy, but a wise one! Truly, they are an investment for... Read more

12 sheets of mustaches. 3 styles on each sheet. (so 12 of each style in total.) They are like stickers: Once you pull one off the sheet - be ready to use it right away! They shed something fierce at first, so be sure to brush them well before using rather than after adhering one to your face. The sticky portion runs the entire length of the 'stache, so despite how much we've been laughing, it's hard to smile while wearing one of these but they seem to be in no danger of falling off. We really only needed a couple of these for Halloween but decided to go a little crazy and I'm glad we did. We may be in danger of running out before Halloween actually arrives. Definitely lots of fun! and for inexpensive mustaches they seem to be a decent quality. Much better than a piece of felt glued to the face. :)

3 stars for durability: They are a decent quality, but really a 1 time use.
3 stars for education: Not much to learn from the mustache, but it would make a great bribe... Read more